Marketing . . . . .?

By On 30/09/2010 · 10 Comments

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

 
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10 Responses to Marketing . . . . .?

  1. LScully PromoZone says:
    30/09/2010 at 12:32

    Marketing . . . . .? http://dlvr.it/6CFYl LSdcBZpz

  2. Maria says:
    30/09/2010 at 12:43

    Great! Any more like this? I love this type of humor.

  3. The Annoying Thing says:
    30/09/2010 at 12:58

    HAHA thats great…lol

  4. gazzacroy says:
    30/09/2010 at 13:40

    an interesting way of looking at it

  5. Dianne says:
    30/09/2010 at 14:31

    omg! that was awesome! Do another one! 10/10!!!!

  6. Ali says:
    30/09/2010 at 15:29

    Top joke!! I like that a lot except I’m a girl so when I nick it off you I will have to rearange the words slightly – hope thats ok with you!!

  7. gordooo2 says:
    30/09/2010 at 15:38

    Right on all counts!! 10/10

  8. Lovesallbirds says:
    30/09/2010 at 16:11

    Excellent! now I can quit taking those business management classes! Thanks for the laugh.

  9. Bev says:
    30/09/2010 at 16:35

    That’s great! But are you good in bed?

  10. nelabis says:
    30/09/2010 at 17:34

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! “She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.”- * That’s Customer Feedback*

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.- * That’s demand and supply gap*

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him. -* That’s competition eating into your market share*

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – * That’s restriction for entering new markets*

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